When I get a time machine

When I get a time machine, I’m gonna go back to the 1600s. I’m going to gather together all the texts, blueprints, plans, code, etc. I need to get people started working on reproducing the following technologies:

  • electric generators
  • digital computers
  • rockets
  • satellites
  • radio transmission
  • LCD monitors
  • video cameras

and, ya know, whatever other infrastructure is needed to effectively support those. When the inevitable question arises about motivation for pursuing these projects, I’ll explain to them that when this is all knit together, everyone in the known world will be able to sit in their homes and watch a bunch of strangers compete to lose the most weight.

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